Some call him a legend, others a villain, but none can dispute the mysterious strength and cunning that defines Brother Scott, nor his knowledge of ancient truths long lost among generations past.Belched forth from the depths of the earth among fire and ash, it is rumored he was never born but rather formed by God out of necessity for an elite brand of warrior, ready to do the will of his Master in times of great adversity and peril.
Brother Scott has assembled a team of apprentices, steeped in Scripture, immune to pain, and void of fear.Their mission: To carry out the Great Commission of Jesus Christ at all costs, understanding that “No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.” ~2 Timothy 2:4.
We are looking for a few good men…
Jr. High Ladies:
A master in the art of teaching and persuasion, and possessing the uncanny ability to discern the intentions of others, it is said Mrs. Scott was raised by a group of Somali pirates on the high seas off the Horn of Africa.After securing her freedom with the head of their nomadic leader, she escaped to the steaming swamps of Florida where she became a disciple of God’s Word and an avid alligator hunter.
Mrs. Scott now trains a group of young ladies in the Word of God, the feminine arts, and knife fighting.She is always accepting new students who are interested in “sharpening” their skills.
Sr. High Ladies:
She is said to have eyes in the back of her head, and rumor has it that, while living in the Mohave Desert as a Bedouin, Miss Bethany ate scorpions and drank snake venom for survival.After perfecting her knowledge of the Word of God and her bow-hunting skill, she embarked on an adventure abroad.Little is known of the strange happenings that went on during that time, but she returned to us years later with the instincts of a mountain lion, a distant look in her eye, and an occasional twitch.
She now heads up a band of gypsy women who voraciously consume God’s Word and have pledged their lives to His service.It is said that, although they may appear to have a meek demeanor, no one can ambush Miss Bethany’s band…or if they have, no one has lived to tell.
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